One time I lied about having bottle service and they kicked me out because I didn't have bottle service.
i wish i could say something this swagless and still have 50 million twitter followers
"thats not very lady-like of you"
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
|Song: Heavy Metal and Reflective|
|Artist: Azealia Banks|
|Album: Heavy Metal and Reflective - Single|
|Played: 155,270 times.|
3 year old death grip!
nature is wild. animals are crazy
|Artist: Lily Allen|
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Lily Allen singing Britney’s Womanizer in some sort of unplugged cover
Can’t wait for my childish gambino phase where I finally become cool and popular and make fun of those who were cool and popular when I was an outcast and then act like I was cool the whole time and act like it’s no big deal that I’m cool now and not smile in photos because that would be uncool but you’ll still be able to tell that I’m smiling under the surface and I’m secretly so happy that I’m cool and popular now. It’s going to be so fun being liked by girls finally.
no, I only dream