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One time I lied about having bottle service and they kicked me out because I didn't have bottle service.

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8 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 3 notes

dntdodrugs:

i wish i could say something this swagless and still have 50 million twitter followers

9 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 65,388 notes

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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10 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 3,082 notes

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

10 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 17,359 notes
Tagged as: #the parent trap 
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Song: Heavy Metal and Reflective
Artist: Azealia Banks
Album: Heavy Metal and Reflective - Single
Played: 155,270 times.
1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 13,345 notes
1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 209,064 notes
695,611 plays

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

nature is wild. animals are crazy

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 168,608 notes
Tagged as: #crikey 
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Song: Womanizer
Artist: Lily Allen
Played: 100 times.

theblackteenwolf:

Lily Allen singing Britney’s Womanizer in some sort of unplugged cover

2 days ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 7 notes

coolestpriest:

Can’t wait for my childish gambino phase where I finally become cool and popular and make fun of those who were cool and popular when I was an outcast and then act like I was cool the whole time and act like it’s no big deal that I’m cool now and not smile in photos because that would be uncool but you’ll still be able to tell that I’m smiling under the surface and I’m secretly so happy that I’m cool and popular now. It’s going to be so fun being liked by girls finally.

2 days ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 7 notes
Do you ever sleep?

Anonymous

coolestpriest:

no, I only dream 

2 days ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 25 notes