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One time I lied about having bottle service and they kicked me out because I didn't have bottle service.

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walterswhites:

  

12 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 67,916 notes
Tagged as: #i fucked ted 

balletandbeautifulthings:

every friendship ever

13 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 542,139 notes
13 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 2 notes

sizvideos:

Video

14 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 82,152 notes

Butt butt. Buttbuttbutt

16 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 1,299 notes

thegeekyblonde:

who else was gay for violet baudelaire growing up 

19 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 17,438 notes
ultrafunnypictures:

My sister got a microscope for her birthday

ultrafunnypictures:

My sister got a microscope for her birthday

19 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 195,601 notes
Tagged as: #murderer 
19 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 8,325 notes
19 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 1,757 notes

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

2 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 316,824 notes